Thought I’d share a fun scene from the Captain Dynamite and the Fallen Hero Chapter 3 script. Don’t worry, no major spoilers here. Enjoy!

[flash to the press conference]

CEO
Good morning everyone, and welcome! I’m Gavin Winters, CEO of CrispyFizz — everyone’s favorite snack and beverage company. We called this press conference to make a very special announcement. As you all know, the economy is down, the police force has been drastically cut, and crime is on the rise. We need heroes now more than ever, and CrispyFizz is proud to help answer the call by becoming the official corporate sponsor of Captain Dynamite! Captain, please step forward and say a few words.

DYNAMITE
(forced politeness) Hello, everybody. It’s always been a great honor to serve those who need our help… And of course, we’d like to thank CrispyFizz… for their support. (awkward pause)

MIGHTY
It’s easier to fight crime when you can afford to pay the bills!

[crowd laughs]

CEO
Thank you, Captain Dynamite. And his sidekick Guy Mighty as well! Since CrispyFizz is helping them fight crime, they’re returning the favor by helping us fight hunger and thirst! And look, who’s coming this way?

[drumroll]

CEO
(over the top) Oh, no! The Hunger and Thirst Bandits are here!

HUNGER BANDIT
Mwa ha ha ha! We will rule this city, by making you all very hungry…

THIRST BANDIT
…and thirsty! We have only one weakness, but we’ll never tell what it is!

DYNAMITE
(under his breath) You have GOT to be kidding me…

DATAGIRL (RADIO)
Dynamite! Don’t screw this up, you hear me?!?

CEO
Can you save us, Captain Dynamite?

DYNAMITE
(reluctant) Uh… of course. By the power of… CrispyFizz, we will defeat the bandits.

MIGHTY
Yeah! You guys are going down!

[crowd cheers]

HUNGER BANDIT
(whispering) Please don’t hurt us! We’re only actors!

DYNAMITE
(whispering, really annoyed) What did you expect, a chess match? Look, we’ll go easy on you, but they’re obviously expecting a show. So come on, attack us. (pause) Do it!